That
orange-man…

“I-am-Trump!
“I-am-Trump!”
“Trump-I-am”

That Trump-I-am!
That Trump-I-am!
I do not like
That Trump-I-am!

 

Do you like

that orange-man?

I do not like him,
Trump-I-am.
I do not like
that orange-man.

Would you like him
here or there?

I would not like him
here or there.
I would not like him
anywhere.

I do not like
that orange-man.
I do not like him,
that Trump-I-am.

Would you like him
in the White House?
Would you like him
with his spouse?

I do not like him
in the White House.
I do not like him
nor his spouse.
I do not like him
here or there.
I do not like him
anywhere!
I do not like that
orange-man.
I do not like him,
Trump-I-am.

Would you like him
on your tele-box?
Would watch him on a
TV channel run by Fox?

Not on my tele-box.
Not on a TV channel run by Fox.
Not in the White House.
Not with his spouse.

I would not meet him here or there.
I would not greet him anywhere.
I would not waste my time
with that orange-man.
I do not like him, that Trump-I-am.

Would you? Could you?
In your armed car?
Wear a mask! Wear a mask!
Imperative they are.

“I would not,
 could not,
 in my armed car.”

“A mask? you ask,
 I will not wear.
 A simple task
 but I do not care!”

“I will not wear one on TV.
 No one’s going to laugh at me!
 I will not wear one in the White House.
 I will not wear one, nor will my spouse.
 I will not wear one here or there.
 I will not wear one anywhere.
 I am the all powerful orange-man.
 I do not like them. 
Trump-I-am!”

A mask! A mask!
A mask! A mask!
Could you, would you
on your plane?

“Not on my plane!
 Not on a train!
 Not in my car!
 I’m Trump!
 Let me be!”

He would not, could not,
listen to the science.
He could not, would not,
accept the WHO alliance.

He has let Coronavirus run amok…
He really doesn’t give a f***!

He would not introduce a COVID lockdown.
He would not help the death rate slow down.

I do not like him,
Trump-I-am.

“Hey…

something with bright light or uv glow,

onto the skin and inside the torso.

Would you, could you, give it a go?

I would, I could, patent that gizmo!

“Would you, could you,
 into the lungs inject some bleach?”

I would not, I could not,
inject bleach.

I would not, I could not,
shove a light-sabre up my ****!

You’re a fascist, racist and misogynist,
I could go on, but you get the gist.
‘Locker room talk’ you did down play,
your offensive language is not okay!
I don’t like you mentioned in my newspaper.
I’d rather you were not in my news feed.
You are an oxygen waster.
You’re a nasty man full of greed.
You refused to don a mask,
even though it’s such a simple task.

 

Do I like that orange-man?

I do not like that,
Trump-I-am.

America.
Could you, would you,

use your votes?

We would, we should.
Use our votes!

President Trump.
Would you, could you,
accept they’re legal votes!

“I could not, would not,
 accept the vote.
 I will not, will not,
 myself demote.

 Global climate issues
 I did not change.
 But, the WHO
 I did estrange. 

 All but Murdoch,
 churn out fake news.
 The 2020 election
 I did NOT lose!

 It was Vladimir Putin
 sticking his Russian boot in…

 I will not let down the plutocrats!
 I do not like them Democrats.
 I do not like them here or there.
 I do not like them anywhere!”

I do not like that
orange-man!

I do not like him,
Trump-I-am.

You do not like Greta.
So you say.
‘How dare you!
‘How dare you!’
The young people say.
It’s their generation you did betray.

Trump!
If you will let us be,
the world’s better off with you.
You’ll soon see!

Say!
Without you orange-man
President Macron has a plan!
To make the planet great again.
Carbon emissions can be slain.

Using carbon sinks and planting many a tree.
Reviving air, land and sea.

Across the globe kids agree.
A revolution powered by youth –
he’ll see!

And soon he won’t be on our tele-box.
Including those channels run by Fox.
And he will not be in the White House.
Neither him – nor his spouse.

And will I still see Trump
here and there?
Yes! here and there.

And a golf courses, anywhere!

We do not like
that orange-man.

Goodbye!
Goodbye,
Trump-I-am!

  This was written on 23rd November 2020
and was inspired by the brilliant book >

If you don’t know the rhyme here’s a video.